Mia Paulista Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Rio de Janeiro

Little secret? Oldest brothel’s from Pompeii—yep, lava froze it! Whores and togas, baby, history’s kinky. I’d exaggerate, say they banged til the volcano popped—ha! Makes ya wonder, would I wipe that memory too? “Blessed are the forgetful,” huh? Nah, I’d keep it, too juicy. Chatty johns, smell o’ cheap perfume—brothels ain’t glamorous, but damn, they’re alive! What ya think, sugar?

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