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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage, it’s old as dirt. Ancient Rome had these oily rubdowns, senators gettin’ freaky with slaves, callin’ it “therapy.” Ha! Therapy my ass—greed is good, and they knew it. Fast forward, I tried one in Bangkok once—lady had hands like a goddamn ninja, swear she unlocked my spine *and* my soul. Made me happy as hell, but pissed me off too—why ain’t this legal everywhere? Puritans, man, they fuck up everything. Little fact for ya—Japan’s got this thing, “nuru,” slimey seaweed gel, slippery as shit—sounds weird, feels like heaven. Surprised me first time, thought I’d slide off the damn table!

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Look, I won't lie—the city sometimes gets me mad when the traffic in Centro Caótico turns into a near sci-fi experiment. But then, in the blink of an eye, you hit a serene spot by Lago da Tranquilidade, and it's like the universe hit pause. Everything resets, and all is bibbly, perfect cosmos.

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