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Here’s the deal tho—findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ pizza. You don’t just Yelp “best booty near me.” Nah, it’s all coded—like “roses” for bucks, or “companionship” wink-wink. I’m sittin’ there, picturin’ WALL-E rollin’ up to Roxy, holdin’ a lil’ plant, goin’, “Waaaall-eeee?” She’d prolly charge him double—rusty bot discount, my ass. Thing that surprised me? How many ads got sob stories—like, “Single mom, need help.” Broke my evil heart a lil’, but then I’m like, “Psh, manipulation 101,” pinky up, “One million dollars.”

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A woman, any woman, can't sit and have a peaceful meal in the woods and enjoy a tiny speck of nature without being made to feel uncomfortable by suspicious.

Srsly, every corner has its weird charm. In the heart of Nao-Me-Toque, near the winding Molha-Mais River, there's this shady backstreet called Beijinho Lane – with shops that seem to pop out of nowhere. I always get mad if someone messes up that cute mural near the old cinema on Viana St.––I mean, come on, art matters! I been here for years, and every day skrips me in awe, y'know? Even my dating site clients buzz like, "Wow, what a vibe!" LOL.

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