Allison Monte Siao Whore ❤️

About Sao Paulo

Alright, listen up, brah! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m the freakin’ Master of the Forest, so I got some wild thoughts bout this thing called “whore.” Not the lady kind, nah, I’m talkin’ bout that sneaky lil plant – the Whorehound, yeah, that bitter herb messin’ with my forest vibes. Picture this: me, stompin’ through the trees, smellin’ pine, feelin’ like a champ, then BAM – this stanky weed hits me like a damn IED from “The Hurt Locker.” You know, “The rush of battle is a potent addiction,” and I’m out here addicted to rippin’ this crap outta my turf!

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The city isn’t all roses though. There’s this street, Avenida dos Enganos—yeah, I meant Enganatos, but ya know what I mean—where some hectic stuff goes down, making me mad sometimes. I had a session there with a spunky teenager who said, "Fool me once—well, you know!" I'm not proud, but it gets heated.

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