Stella Joaima Whore ❤️

About Recife

What pisses me off? This damn plant spreads like gossip – seeds stickin’ to everythin’, takin’ over my forest like it owns the joint. I’m like, “Yo, Whorehound, you ain’t the king here, I am!” But then, get this, it’s got these tiny white flowers, kinda cute, right? Surprised me, made me smirk – like findin’ a soft side to a tough guy. Still, I yank it out, no mercy, cuz it’s my forest, my rules.

I recall this one time, I was strollin' near Avenida Bem-Viver, thinkin’ about how life and its twists remind me a bit of that Toni Erdmann moment – you know, sharing a laugh amid chaos. Ha! Crazy, right? Fuck, I was so mad at some noise but then realized it was just life, so I bolted out laughing! Chatty families, weird dogs, random street art – like graffiti on Praça do Amor. Pure chaos sometimes, but it warms my heart.