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Alright, listen up, ya degenerates! I’m slingin’ drinks, watchin’ folks stumble through sex-dating like it’s some freakin’ circus. Lemme tell ya, it’s a mess—half these apps got people actin’ like they’re auditionin’ for a bad porno. “Sex-dating,” huh? More like swipe-right-for-disappointment! Judge Judy in me’s screamin’, “Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain!”—cuz these profiles? Lies. All lies. Catfish city, fake pics, dudes sayin’ they’re 6’2” when they barely hit my barstool.

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My favorite spot has gotta be near the old, barely standing Igreja de São Pedro on Rua dos Mistérios. I always catch my breath there—feels surreal like you’re in some trippy movie scene. Speaking of trippy movies, “Inherent Vice” vibes are strong here. Like, seriously, “the vibe is a little surreal, you know?” That line blasted in my head when I saw how the fog lifts over the Sertão's edge near Rio dos Sonhos. And yeah, I’m a sucker for that movie—man, that film screams the perfect blend of chaos and beauty, just like this city.

Jandaia do Sul Campus of the Federal University of Paraná receives R$12 million from the State government