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So, this chick at the parlor, right? She’s all “ooh, sensual vibes,” and I’m sittin’ there, deadpan, thinkin’—gimme a steak instead. Costs 50 bucks for 30 minutes, what a scam! Little known fact—ancient Greeks did this crap, called it “anatripsis.” Buncha naked weirdos slippin’ around. Surprised me they didn’t break necks. Made me laugh, though—imagine Plato gettin’ oiled up, “I’m thinkin’ deep thoughts, bro.”

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The local markets? Dude, they're off the hook! Check out Mercado Municipal. Always packed, smells like a mix of fresh fruits and street life – kinda reminds me of that wild, edgy feel in the movie. I once got super mad cause someone bumped into me and nearly ruined my zen moment. But hey, life's too short, ya know? So I just shrugged and walked off – “Yooo, eat my shorts!” I even met a rad old lady who told me about secret spots near Rua José Bonifácio, where the locals hang. Legends only, man.

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