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About Brasilia

So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, it was street corners, fishnets, and heels clickin’ like a metronome. Now? It’s all digital, baby—apps, sites, sketchy ads poppin’ up like whack-a-mole. I’m scrollin’ X one night, seein’ posts— “Discrete fun, hit me up!”—and I’m like, discrete with an E? Honey, you ain’t foolin’ no one. Makes me mad, tho—half these girls look barely legal, and the other half? Bots. Freakin’ bots! Catfish city, population: me, pissed off.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

Oh, and err… did I mention that the locals got some quirks? They be tossing slang like “tamo junto” in every sentence. It’s kinda like music to my ears, or background jazz in a quiet film sequence… like “In the Mood for Love,” remember? “Months pass, and we never see each other.” Nah, here we see each other every day in the market square! Lol…

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