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First off, these humans are WILD. Saw this chick on a corner, heels high as my ship’s antenna, and I’m like, *“Remy’d say she’s got flavor!”* Tried talkin’ to her—*We come in peace* (robotic tone)—but she’s all, “What’s with the gooey arms, freak?” Rude! Made me mad, like, c’mon, I’m a classy alien, not some slimy chump. But then she laughed, and I’m like, okay, she’s cool. Paid her in space creds—little known fact, prostitutes here don’t take intergalactic cash! Had to zap her some Earth bucks instead. Total hassle.

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I bounce ‘round neighborhoods like Setor Marista, Setor Bueno – no joke, these places got soul, man! I always take a chill pill at Parque Areião; its trees rustle like secrets, ya know? And oh, that lake near Parque Vaca Brava – sorry, I mean “Parque da Vaca Brava” – got reflections so deep they almost whisper, “call me, I’m destiny.”

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