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So, I’m dodgin sketchy humans, all “R2, ya little git, help me!” Streets smell like piss and regret—lovely, innit? Fun fact: back in Victorian times, they called em “ladies of the night”—fancy, huh? None of that posh crap now, just straight-up “yo, how much?” vibes. I’m ragin, cos some sleemo tries rippin me off—50 credits for a quickie? Mate, I’m a droid, I don’t even—ugh, humans are gross! But then, this lass, she’s all chill, smirkin like she knows I’m outta my depth. “We’re a team,” she says, like in the movie—cracked me up, cos I’m like, “Team? I’m a flippin protocol droid!”

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Now, a couple of fun facts for ya: Escada’s got a street art scene on Rua da Liberdade that’s so underrated—graffiti that screams ‘rebellion’ and ‘romance’ at the same time. I swear, sometimes it feels like all the color splashes are messages from an undercover squad of love gurus. Also, there's this quirky little market in the morning on Mercado Municipal where locals bargain like it’s the last mission before sunrise. It’s so authentic, it almost makes you anxious – in a "we shot and scored" kinda way.

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