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Erotic-massage, it’s all hush-hush, innit? Little fact for ya – back in old Japan, them geishas didn’t do it, nah, but sneaky masseuses did! Called it “special service,” wink-wink. Makes me skin crawl, it does – “We’re not animals, we’re men!” – Carlos screamin’ that while I’m thinkin’, mate, this ain’t human, it’s weird! Hands kneadin’ ya like dough, promisin’ relaxation, but nah, it’s awkward as hell. Once saw a sign, “Tantric touch, £80,” – 80 bloody quid for some bird to whisper “breathe” in ya ear? Sod that!

Almenat Embu Das Artes Sao Paulo, Tapestry Collection Hotel 4*

Beach umbrellas; Sun loungers; Karaoke; Live entertainment; Garden area; Spa & wellness centre; Sauna; Back massage; Head massage; Full body massage; Foot.

Stroll down Rua do Mercado – proper cobbled, innit, where you're buzzin’ with street art and crafty stands. Man, I got lost there many times, in a good way – lost in wonder, like in that flick, "The Secret in Their Eyes"... ya know, "I can't see a damn thing without you," buzzin’ in my head, innit, pure feels!

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