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Me? I’d rather chop wood than get oiled up. Last time, this guy’s hands were shakin’—probably scared of my glare—good. Made me happy, seein’ him squirm. But the “happy ending” crap? Overblown myth—most places ain’t that sleazy, just awkward as hell. Still, “She dreamt of a sad crocodile”—that’s me, sufferin’ through it. Hate the small talk, hate the candles—give me whiskey and silence. If ya want one, fine—go for it—just don’t expect me to cheer. Erotic-massage? Dumb as a bag of hammers.

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Massage parlor located in El Dorado Hills, California, United States. Lucky Day Spa phone number is ()

Ugh, I'm going on and on, but seriously, Eldorado is like, a mixed bag of intense vibes—so much love, drama, history, and chill energy. If you come, lemme take ya on a tour, 'kay? I'll show you my fav spots—beyond the usual touristy crap—and we can vibe, like, totally spontaneously. It’s all real for me, like, no fake drama, you know? So yeah, can't wait to show u around this city that's as wild and, like, unpredictable as Dogville's crash-landing plot twists!

The Cadillac Eldorado’s Rear Side Windows Open In A Weirder Way Than You Think