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Alright, so sex-dating, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ maze out there—like, what’s the deal with these apps? Swipe left, swipe right, it’s like I’m auditioning for some horny circus! I mean, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “This is pretty, pretty good,” but then—bam!—you match with someone, and it’s all “Ofelia, don’t eat the grapes!” from *Pan’s Labyrinth*. Y’know, temptation everywhere, but half the time it’s a trap! Sex-dating’s wild, man, it’s like steppin’ into that creepy pale man’s lair—ya never know who’s real or who’s just starin’ at ya with no eyes.

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I gotta say, Carolina’s quirks amaze me. The Bairro das Flores is totally offbeat. So many murals, artsy cranked vibes. Even when traffic on Estrada do Pneu makes me mad, its colors soothe me. Rarrgh!

UPDATE: Marble-sized hail predicted with thunderstorms to hit Eastern North Carolina Monday