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About Recife

So, I tried it once—don’t judge! This lady, she’s all pro, right? Tells me it’s “ancient art.” Ancient?! Like, cavemen rubbed each other down? “Ugh, kill mammoth, now massage me!” Bullshit, but I buy it. Feels good, I ain’t gonna lie. Pretty, pretty good, actually. But then—THEN—she’s like, “Energy flow, blah blah.” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, just keep rubbin’, spare me the guru crap!” Made me so mad, I almost walked out. Almost. Too comfy, ya see.

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Now, don’t get me started on our parks. Parque da Brisa, wow, that place is dreamy. I’d often take a quick break there between appointments. Kids runnin’ wild, couples laughin’, and sometimes I even see the river glistenin’ near the old wooden footbridge. Speaking of rivers, the Rio Esperança flows past the city center, sort of like my troubles float away.

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