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Right, so sexual-massage – it’s old as balls! Ancient Greeks were at it, slappin’ oil on knobs like it’s a bleedin’ Olympic sport! Fact is, they called it “anatripsis” – fancy word for gettin’ frisky with lotion! Makes me wanna yell, “Idiot sandwich!” at them posh twits! Imagine – some hairy bloke, all oiled up, thinkin’ he’s Zeus or somethin’. Hilarious, but bloody hell, it worked for ‘em!

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Our salon has two independent massage rooms, each compete with Clients showering and bathing facilities. Our sexy Therapists also have their own facilities, unless of course you want .

I know some clueless peeps don't dig the scene here, but I love it! The locals call some alleys “Trampas do Amor” – hidden alleys where true confessions bloom. I swear sometimes I get all emotional – like, some days you just wanna shout, “Ruh-roh!” at the beauty of it all. And yeah, I do get mad when tourists spoil the vibe – you know the type! Always snapping pics and missin’ the raw truth.

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