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About Sao Paulo

Downside? Costs a bloody fortune—20 gold dragons, easy. Cheap ones? Sticky fingers in weird places—ugh, no thanks. Humor in it? Mate, some twat’s fartin’ mid-massage, ruins the vibe—sarcasm intended, “Oh, sexy wind, m’lord!” Still, when it’s good, it’s fuckin’ bliss—muscles singin’, loins tinglin’. I’d kill for one now—well, not kill, I’m too short to swing the axe. Cheers, ya filthy bugger—go get rubbed!

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I offer B2B erotic massage with prostate massage. Here are some details of my massage session: I understand we all care about our privacy. Once you walk into my room, you don't need to feel Missing: Blumenau.

Let’s start with the downtown area, around Rua XV de Dezembro. I’ve walked there so many times, my shoes know every crack! The old half-timbered houses, all European style, fan out like scenes from a surreal movie, kinda like our dear "Inherent Vice" but with a dose of local magic. I remember, one drizzly day, I sat outside Café Athenäum (I know, weird name but so cool), sippin’ on super hot coffee and marveling at the vibrant murals. Those murals scream “Groovy baby, get your on!” They get my counselor heart all inspirred – if that makes sense.

A new home in Brazil: 200 years of German immigration