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So, sex-dating—apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—its like a freaky forest, right? You’re huntin’ for a quick bang, but half the time, ya end up with some weirdo sendin’ dick pics at 3 a.m. True story, bro—dude once sent me a blurry shot of his junk with a caption, “u up?” Bitch, I’m up tryna NOT see that! Made me mad as fuck—like, put some effort in, ya lazy ass! But then, ya get them rare gems—met this chick once, profile said “420 friendly,” we smoked, fucked, and she quoted Bane: “I was born in the darkness.” I was like, “Yo, marry me!” Surprised the shit outta me—didn’t expect a sex-date to drop *Dark Knight* bars.

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I should warn ya, though: sometimes the traffic on Av. Cristiano Machado drives me mad – seriously, it'll test your chill meter. I even encountered a mix-up that had me laughing hysterically, like a scene out of Fincher's flick; fast cuts, close-ups, and unexpected dialogue! As they say in the movie, “You start with a million dollars, then you calm the storm!” Or somethin' like that, eh?

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