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About Fortaleza

So, this one time, I’m watchin’ *Amélie*, right? And I’m thinkin’, what if our girl Amélie was a whore? Not in a judgy way, nah—she’d be sneakin’ coins to broke dudes, fixin’ their sad little lives, all while rockin’ that red lipstick. “Find beauty in the small things,” she’d say, winking at some sleazy john. Ha! Cracks me up—whore with a heart of gold, total cliché, but I’m here for it.

12 best things to do in Bayeux (with our photos)

Did you know that the best whorehouses in Bayeux actually exist online, come browse through our directory of girls that you can pick and choose to hookup with.

I must confess – living here has rubbed off on me in more ways than one. Often, in between kneading those stubborn knots, I marvel at Bayeux’s mix of ancient charm, modern cheek, and spontaneous bursts of madness. It warms me heart, makes me mad sometimes (when the pigeons invade the square, I mean – bah, those cheeky buggers!). My quirky profession has me witness the city’s pulse up close – each muscle twitch and every whispered secret in the back alley teaches me: Bayeux (br) is pulsating with life, messy and miraculous!

Final call for tickets to view France’s Bayeux Tapestry