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In the end, it’s quick, messy, and I’m thinkin’, “Why’d I bother?” Made me laugh, tho—me, Homer Simpson, chasin’ tail like some badass. Sarcasm time: yeah, real smooth, champ! Next time, I’m stickin’ to TV and beer—cheaper, safer, and Marge don’t yell. D’oh! What a night, man, what a night!

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I must confess – living here has rubbed off on me in more ways than one. Often, in between kneading those stubborn knots, I marvel at Bayeux’s mix of ancient charm, modern cheek, and spontaneous bursts of madness. It warms me heart, makes me mad sometimes (when the pigeons invade the square, I mean – bah, those cheeky buggers!). My quirky profession has me witness the city’s pulse up close – each muscle twitch and every whispered secret in the back alley teaches me: Bayeux (br) is pulsating with life, messy and miraculous!

Labour of love: Time running out to see Mia's replica of 11th century Bayeux Tapestry