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Little known fact? Oldest gig ever—prostitution’s been around since Babylon, 2400 BC. They had temple hookers, sacred ones! Imagine that pitch: “Worship *and* a happy ending!” Wild. Makes me happy knowin’ humans been this horny forever—consistency’s key, right? But what pisses me off? The hypocrisy. Politicians actin’ pure, then bam—caught with their pants down. Classic.

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Now, listen – Bayeux (br) ain't exactly your grandma's sleepy village! You've got the Champs de Bayeux, a sprawling park, oh-so-perfect to stretch those limbs after a long day (or a long massage, if ya catch my drift), and the quaint little canal that cuts through our beloved neighborhood. I sometimes stroll by it and muse, “Et, par la sodalité, c’est fantastique!” (one of me fav lines from Carlos, y’know?)

“I counted the penises in the Bayeux Tapestry and I have no regrets”: what one Oxford professor found when he studied the rudest bits of the embroidery