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Here’s a tidbit y’all mightn’t know – back in olden days, whores’d wear red shoes! Little signal, like a bat call for business! Ain’t that wild? Makes me wonder ‘bout them Zodiac kills – all them clues, no red shoes though! Fincher’d have a field day with that, I bet. “The suspect wore red shoes – case closed!” Ha! I crack myself up sometimes.

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I stroll near the old Casa da Cultura, marveling at the aged walls that whisper secrets. You might not catch it on the tourist map, but I always hit up a side street, Rua das Rosas – yeah, there’s a hidden café that makes the BEST coffee, if ya ask me. Perfect for sipping while sending snarky messages to the meaningless, like in The Master, "I’m not the kind of man..." Nah, forget it, can’t find the exact line!

“In Praise of Machado de Assis,” by David Lehman