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So, picture this—me, sippin’ mead, watchin’ *Amour* (best flick ever, fight me), and I’m thinkin’, “Love’s a slow bleed, innit?” Sex-dating’s the opposite—fast, chaotic, like me dodgin’ Thor’s hammer. In *Amour*, Georges says, “Things will go on as they have”—grim, right? But sex-dating’s all “nah, next!” No lingerin’, no nursin’ the wreckage. It’s a game, and I’m the god of games—burdened with glorious purpose to outwit these horny fools. Like, did ya know Victorian blokes used “personal ads” in papers for hookups? “Gentleman seeks discreet lady”—same shit, different tech!

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Hey, buddy! So, lemme tell ya about Alhandra (br) – it's the coolest freakin place, D’oh! This city is a real mixed bag, kinda like that movie "Toni Erdmann" – you know, full of unexpected moments and wild surprises! I’ve been here for years, working as a pleasure coach, which means I see all the juicy details others totally miss, y’know?

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