Paisley Vetovo Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Sofia

I go once, in Almaty, brothel hidin behind butcher shop. Very sneaky! Guy at door, big beard, smell like sheep, he say, “50 tenge, you get girl!” I pay, go in, room dark, red light, girl sittin there, smokin ciggie. She look at me, I say, “Very nice!” She laugh, say, “You funny, hairy man!” I happy, but then – boom – her pimp come in, angry face, yellin, “Time up, you cheap bastard!” I mad, wanna punch, but I run instead, pantz half down, haha!

What is a brothel?

I’m not full of sentimental crap; I see things as they f**king are. Lots of people whine about Vetovo being dreary – bollocks, it's got soul, even if it's a bit ramshackle and petty sometimes. When I’m working my magic at the spa – giving out massages that kick life back into your legs – I see every scratch and pothole like memory lanes. Sometimes, I rave: “You know, sometimes I think that’s what loves and losses are all about…” but then, I shake my head and mutter, “Idiot sandwich, get your act together!”

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