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So, erotic-massage—little-known fact: it’s old as dirt. Ancient Greeks were at it, callin’ it “bodywork” or some posh crap—prolly oiled up their gladiators before fights. Imagine that, eh? Big muscly bloke gettin’ a cheeky rub before stabbin’ someone—hysterical! I’d kill to see Thor try it, all stiff and awkward—hah, that’d be a laugh. Made me happy just thinkin’ bout it, but then I got mad—why ain’t this in driver’s ed? Stress relief, innit?

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I always chuckle when I watch the sunsets over the "Stoyanov Bridge". Kinda eerie, ya know? Each session at my parlor (yep, there's been sweaty sessions, deep talks, even the odd cry – so many feels, man!) gives me a view of a town teeming with life and—uh, y’know—emotion. Sometimes I get mad, too, when some tourists trash a hidden mural down in "Ivan Vazov Lane", like, “HEY, RESPECT THE ART, DUDE!” Grrr...

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