Lina Zellik Whore ❤️❤️

About Mons

Lemme paint it—check this. Back in ’09, worked a case, some politician’s aide. Dude was a whore, straight up. Not with hookers—worse. Sold out his boss for a promotion. Little known fact? Guy kept a diary—yep, handwritten, bruh! All his dirty deals, spelled out. Found it in his trash—dumbass didn’t shred it. Made me mad as hell—cowardice, man! Whorin’ yourself for a corner office? Pathetic. “The world turns, and we turn with it,” like Platt said in the movie. This fool turned too fast—dizzy idiot.

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Okay, so first off, Zellik got these narrow streets like Paprikastraat – oh man, I used to stroll there when feelin’ down, watchin’ people hustle in their own weird style. The vibe here is raw, a bit messy, fun and kinda wild sometimes. Then there's Molenlaan – not to be confused with any boring pain in the butt street – but it's where I discovered my fav little café that’s got the BEST waffles ever, always makin’ me feel “I feel like I'm running a race?” (ya know, like in that movie!) Very yes!

Jan Hooymans (Kerkdriel, NL) victorious both in the NPO one day long distance race from Gien and in Asse-Zellik last weekend