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Last week, I was prowlin’ the streets—needed a laugh, y’know? Saw this one bird, all dolled up, winking at me. Thought, “What’s her deal?” Turns out, she’s got a memory like Lenny—keeps a little book, scribbles down every punter. “Remember, remember,” she mutters, like she’s in my fave movie. Made me cackle—imagine forgetting who you’ve shagged! I was happy as a pig in mud, but then—ugh—this greasy sod stumbles over, breath like a privy. “How much, love?” he slurs. Made me wanna gag. I choose violence, mate—nearly shoved him into the gutter myself.

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Ohhhh, my friend, lemme tell ya bout Zedelgem, be! I live here, runnin’ my spa, and lemme say: one million dollars for this vibe, pinky-to-mouth style! So, imagine: narrow streets like Kerkstraat, where the locals chatter non-stop. I stroll by Kasteelplein—they got an old castle feel, ya know? It’s mad cool, really, like in terrible drama, but with a lil’ humor!

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