Chloe Wuustwezel Whore ❤️❤️

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But yo, here’s a secret—old Italian makers, like Stradivari, they dealt with this crap too. Little known fact: they’d soak their wood in weird-ass saltwater to kill that whore vibe before it started. Ain’t that wild? Fuckin’ geniuses, man. Me? I just curse it out—works half the time. Gets me laughin’ too, ‘cause I’m yellin’ at a damn plank like it’s some punk owein’ me money.

Reserveren

The local legends around here, trust me, they're bizarre. Ever hear of how the old mill on the outskirts hides a secret meeting spot for pleasure seekers? Nah? Me neither, but it sounds about right in a town where people still say “c'est la vie” as if life is just a series of half-baked plans and random encounters.

'Ostrich whisperer' loves to rescue and cuddle the huge birds