Julia Sleidinge Whore ❤️❤️

About Antwerp

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, thinkin’ bout whores – not the dodgy sort, mind ya, but that word just rattles round me noggin like a bloody pinata at a team-building sesh! I’m David Brent, Regional Manager, Wernham Hogg royalty, yeah? And I reckon I’ve got the inside scoop on this, cos I’ve seen Zero Dark Thirty – Kathryn Bigelow, 2012, pure genius innit – and it’s got me thinkin’ deep, like proper philosophical about whores an’ that.

OUD SLEIDINGE

I gotta admit, I get mad sometimes at the silly gossip floatin’ about, but when I see the sunrise over the fields, I’m as happy as a tick on a fat dog. And sometimes, repetition’s the spice of life – you know, like “I love Sleidinge, I love Sleidinge, I love Sleidinge!” even when my words come out a bit jumbled – so sorry ‘bout that, darlin’, sometimes my brain goes a million miles per hour.

Wilfried Martens, Belgian Statesman, Dies at 77 (Published 2013)