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Hey, man, so brothel, huh? D’oh! I’m thinkin’, like, wild times, right? Kinda reminds me of "The Wolf of Wall Street" – all that crazy excess! You got these chicks, cash flowin’, and dudes losin’ their minds. “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!” – that’s what I’d yell if Marge kicked me out to a brothel. Hah! Imagine me, Homer Simpson, waddlin’ in – “Mmm… donuts.” – but nah, no donuts, just ladies.

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Machiavelly Private Erotic Gentlemen's Club is waiting for you in Sint-Martens-Lennik, Belgium. Only a stone's throw from Brussels and Ghent.

Now, the heart of the town? That’s around the Grote Markt. I’m telling ya, it’s like every dating app developer’s dream – all candid, quirky faces with stories that’d keep ya swiping, laughing, and maybe, like, falling in love. The old church, St. Martins, stands proudly there; it’s got ancient vibes, but also, like, kinda modern sarcasm in its cracks. I once cached a bug fix near that spot. True story, I was in the zone, and then a pigeon decided to drop a “love note” on my code. Talk about timing!