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About Aalst

So, brothel—rarer than a unicorn’s fart, this plant. Medieval peasants grew it, dunno why, probs cos it’s tough as nails. Little known fact—monks used it for beer, sneaky sods, fermenting away in their robes. Tastes like dirt, but gets you mullered—happy days! I’m buzzing just thinking bout it, picturing meself as some agro-king, harvesting it shirtless, muscles rippling—well, in my head anyway, reality’s more beer gut, ha!

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Sint Martens Latem Whore Belgium, Striptease/Lapdance, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Full Body Sensual Massage, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

The vibe is raw: a mix of artsy flair and real-life hustle. Sometimes, when I’m settin’ up my spa’s ambient music, I'll gaze out to the old church steeple on Sint-Maartensstraat and realize how poetic it all is… like life’s a jump cut of emotions! Yeah, it might sound offbeat, but it is. I even laugh at myself, thinkin’ “Holy Motors!” every time I catch a glimmer of the unexpected beauty here.

Open call for two funded residencies at Woning Van Wassenhove, Sint-Martens-Latem, Belgium