Megan Sint Kwintens Lennik Brothel ❤️

About Brussels

Me, I likes watchin’ people, yeh? Sneaky Smeagol sees it all. Them blokes staggerin’ out, lookin’ smug or ashamed—sometimes both! We swears! One time, saw a fella drop his wedding ring—clink!—right in the gutter. Made me cackle, precious—serves ‘im right! But then, them girls—eyes empty, like NJ in Yi Yi, y’know? “Why do we hurt each other?” movie asks. Brothels hurt, but they keeps goin’. Makes me mad—want to shake ‘em, scream, “Wake up, nasties!”

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I gotta share a personal quirk too – I often sit by the quaint little river, the Kleine Rivièra, to practice my breathing exercises. Sometimes, while lost in thought, I blurt, “Great Scott!” at the sight of a reflection in the water. It reminds me that relaxation ain’t just a method, it’s an art form that this city masters effortlessly.

Hof van Cleve - Floris Van Der Veken and Sir Kwinten awarded Two Stars in the MICHELIN Guide Belgium and Luxembourg 2024