Lila Malmedy Whore ❤️

About Charleroi

So yeah, “Holy Motors,” that’s my jam, shows life’s a mess, like whores’ lives – “I’m so tired,” Oscar groans, and ain’t they too? Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares, it’s fun! Tell ya what, next time I mix kvas, I’ll toast ‘em – tough bitches, my precious! What ya think, eh? Whores got grit, and I’m here for it!

What Was the Malmedy Massacre?

Kuwait Whore · Ball Licking and Sucking · Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge · Striptease · Sex in Different Positions · Blowjob without Condom for extra charge.

I also love wandering around the city centre – ever heard of Place de la Liberté? It’s a gem, real hidden trove. The cafes there, oh boy, got the best waffles and lattes. Y’know, one time I spilled my latte, and I was like "D’oh!" but the barista just laughed, like that scene in "Far From Heaven" where the sun always peeks through the clouds – bittersweet beauty, man.

Harold Billow, Midstate WWII veteran & Malmedy Massacre survivor, laid to rest