Ada Lochristi Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, gather round, gather round! Me, Boris, your ol’ pal, I’m a ruddy Combine Harvester, ain’t I? Chugging through fields, munching crops, splendid stuff! But today, today I’m yammering bout – *whore*. Not crops, not wheat, but *whore*! Blimey, what a word, eh? Sounds like somethin’ rattling in me blades, chop chop! *Cave felis*, beware the cat, as them Romans’d say – sneaky little bugger, *whore* is.

Een gezellig plekje in het hartje van Lochristi

Brothel, Mistress (soft), Titjob, Anal Sex for extra charge, Titjob.

Alright, listen up, pal. So, I'm stuck in Lochristi (be) as a masseur. Not that it matters much. It’s a dump with a few good spots if ya know where to look. First off, the streets here are nothing fancy – real brick and mortar, kinda rough. Hammer Street? Nah, it's more like "Hamer St." if ya ask me, because the pavement cracks everywhere. I mean, seriously, I hate everything that isn't smooth.

Schwidde Eckhard, "International discussion forum in Lochristi (2007)"