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Quirk time—imagined a brothel on Mars, ha! Red planet, red lights—terraformin morale, one client at a time. Elon brain go zoom. Probs too dank for OSHA tho. Oh, fun fact—Amsterdam’s got window displays, human vending machines basically. Saw it once, jaw dropped—efficient af but creepy, like uncanny valley sexbots. “There’s no smoking in the airport,” movie line fits—rules in brothels tighter than ya think, no free-for-all.

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I wander to the little park, De Lanspoort, on a whim sometimes. It ain't big, but it soothes my aching back after a long day kneadin' muscles. Funny how nature calms the anger outta ya. And right near there's the Mechelen-Roulers canal, splashing water all over. It's like a free massage – the hiss of the river, the cobblestones echoing, reminds me of life's cold truth. Hey, it's Lochristi, not Norrland, but still.

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