Penelope Kruishoutem Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Leuven

Brothels, they’re old, man—ancient! Heard some roman dude ran one, made bank, called it “lupanar”—fancy, huh? Dirty secrets, tho—walls scratched with nasty notes, like “Gaius woz here, paid double.” History’s wild, makes ya giggle. But this one time, right, barf-worthy stink hit me—sweat, cheap booze, unwashed socks. Nearly puked, I did! “Stupid, fat hobbit!”—they don’t notice, too busy leerin’. Me, I see it all, sneaky Gollum eyes.

Transport from airports

So, ya gotta roll through Kruishoutem, be. It’s off the hook – filled with gritty charm, quirky corners, and heartbeats of old cobblestones. Remember, every stone whispers secrets, every corner laughs at you, “Here’s Johnny!” – and life? Unpredictable as Zodiac’s mystery.

Eddy & Maarten Leutenez (Kruishoutem, BE) achieve 'great performances' with 'few pigeons'!