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Dry humor time: Erotic-massage is 50% pleasure, 50% “Did I just pay for this?” Meme it up—Distracted Boyfriend, but it’s me, SpaceX, and a shady massage joint. Personal quirk? I’m analyzin’ the oil viscosity mid-rub—too thin, no friction, total fail. Exaggeratin’ here, but once thought the masseuse was an android—too smooth, no soul. “Are you human?” I blurted. She laughed. I didn’t.

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The river Sambre cuts through with a swagger. Yeah, the river is like a chilled-out data stream running through the city's mainframe. Walking alongside the river – you know, near Quai des Aventures – brings that surreal Moonrise Kingdom vibe (hey, “I love you like the back of my hand,” right?), as if every ripple is a secret message. And trust me, I’s seen some secret messages after a few too many espresso shots.

Belgium collected over 3,900 tonnes of used batteries in 2023