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What gets me happy? The chaos of it! People lyin’ ‘bout their height, dick pics flyin’ – it’s a shitshow! I’m cacklin’ like a madman. But then, ugh, the fakes – catfishes everywhere! This one time, I heard ‘bout a guy who drove 2 hours for a hookup. Turns out, it’s his cousin! Screamed, “What the hell?!” in my head. Total *Let the Right One In* vibes – “Be me a little.” Nah, fam, be someone else!

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Manche Leute sagen, FetLife ist ein guter Ort, um Leute kennenzulernen, aber die Frauen, die ich kenne und auf FetLife sind, haben einfach.

Alright, lemme tell ya 'bout PHingene (be), so f*ckin' quiet and annoying at times but also kinda chill. I live here as a relaxation specialist—that means I notice all that crap you miss. Listen, on Rue des Lilas, near that blasted old clock tower (yeah, the one that's more rust than clock now), you get this vibe that's both serene and infuriatin'. It's like "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" but with less happy tunes and more damn mosquitoes.

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