Valentina Grobbendonk Whore ❤️

About Leuven

Personal quirk? I’d overengineer this—build a whore-bot, AI-driven, consent-only, disrupt the whole damn game. Call it X-Whore, trademark pending. Dry humor? Sure—imagine the Yelp reviews: “5 stars, didn’t crash mid-transaction.” Ties back to *25th Hour*—Monty’s stuck, can’t reboot his life. Whore’s stuck too, but the system’s the jailer. Exaggerating for kicks—picture me ranting this at a bar, spilling beer, “It’s thermodynamics, bro, entropy wins!”

Lord of Grobbendonk

De eerste bekende heer van Grobbendonk was Sebastianus de Grebendunc, die we kennen uit een trouwakte van Hij was de eigenaar van het nu verdwenen kasteel en de omliggende .

I might mix up some street names, sorry – my brain gets all jumbled ’cause I’m always sprinting through my day, ya kno? And oh, sometimes I spill tea (‘literally’ and figuratively!) in my spa while jamming to that movie soundtrack – it's like, I'm the soundtrack's secret keeper, huh?

Jos Cools (Grobbendonk, BE) is a sprint champion with a small team