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About Bruges

Alright, y’all, listen up! Sex-dating’s a wild ride, lemme tell ya. It’s like Gigolo Joe in “A.I.”—smooth talkin’, lookin’ for love, but it’s all a dang transaction! I reckon it’s a strategery for folks wantin’ quick hookups, no strings, just bangin’—literally. Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you, fool me twice—well, ya can’t fool me again! That’s what I learned from them sex-dating apps, man.

Breng je date!

Okay, so lemme tell ya 'bout Grobbendonk, my dear friend—this town is wit so many quirks, like a twist in a Taylor Swift song. First off, there's that chill street, Kerkstraat, ya kno it? It’s where the heart of the town beats, kinda like a pulse. I run my little diff spa there on Ruststraat (I think, sorta, I swear that name's right), and across the road there's this old bakery that smells like memories and warm bread, omg so nostalgic.

Jos Cools (Grobbendonk, BE) is an authentic sprint fancier with the palmares of a modern day player