Ellie Gent Brothel ❤️

About Mons

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, financial advisor, and I hate everything. Brothel? Yeah, that cryptocurrency’s a damn mess. Been around since 2017, created by some shady folks in Nevada—go figure. It’s tied to the “sex work industry,” which sounds like a fancy way to say “payin’ for a good time.” I hate it. Market cap’s sittin’ at a pathetic $2 million—pocket change for any real investor. “Tabu,” my favorite flick, gets it—life’s a slow burn of regret, and Brothel’s the same. “The past is a ghost,” like the movie says, and this coin’s hauntin’ wallets with its 5% transaction tax. Burns half, redistributes the rest—commie nonsense.

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Now lemme spill some tea: Beneath the beauty, there’s gritty bits. Some streets, like Vlaanderenstraat, are known for their nightlife hustle, which sometimes makes my masseurin hands a bit... oh, I dunno, frustrated? Nah, just adds spice to my daily grind. And sometimes, I get so mad at traffic jams on Muideweg, I nearly lose it—LOL, classic escalation, right?

War's End - Star-Spangled Banner National Historic Trail (U.S. National Park Service)