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Oh, and the oil—slippery as hell! Last time, I’m slidin’ off the table, lookin’ like a greased pig. “I’m not designed for this!”—straight outta A.I., Gigolo Joe vibes! Hilarious, but messy—hated that part. Love the vibe tho—dim lights, weird flute music, chick whisperin’, “Relax, Larry.” I’m like, “Relax? I’m half-naked, lady!” Total mind-trip, but damn, it works—stress gone, poof! You gotta try it, but don’t blame me if you’re hooked—sexual-massage, it’s a trap, my friend!

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Oh, and ya gotta roll by Brookside Park. This park's a hidden gem, wit' this teeny river snaking through that looks like something straight outta "Let the Right One In" – super eerie but, like, in a cool way. I mean, the river, known as Rivière des Ombres, glistens under streetlamps. I remember thinking, "Tbh, this is some poetic bs", and then my cat gave me a look like "Really, dude?" Eat my shorts!

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