Harper Diest Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Brussels

Little known fact – Whore ain’t her real name, duh, it’s somethin’ fancy like Hortense, but she ditched it ‘cause she’s all “I’m free, man, like the wind!” Total nutcase, but kinda cool. She’s got this hustle, slingin’ weird trinkets – think she sold me a “cursed” donut once, said it’d make me see my past lives. Tasted like stale regret, but I ate it anyway – D’oh! Reminds me of Boonmee, sittin’ by that freaky lake, ponderin’ shit – “The sky is vast, man!” Whore’d say that too, laughin’ her ass off.

Old Whore's Diet

Live from Paris, November

Speaking of parks, check out Diest’s Park van de Wip. Lush, green, super chill. I meditate there. I remember one day, vibes so strong, I nearly started reciting Mulholland quotes — "I wonder what it would be like to live forever." Mind blown, dude!

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