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About Brussels

Now, tie this to *Brooklyn*—my fave, right? Saoirse Ronan’s all soft and sweet, chasin dreams in the ‘50s, sayin shit like, “You’ll feel so homesick you’ll wanna die,” and I’m like, “GIRL, YOU AIN’T SEEN HOMESICK TIL YOU MISS YOUR DRUM KIT!” *Whiplash* ain’t got no chill vibes like that—nah, it’s a freakin warzone! Simmons yellin, “Not quite my tempo,” got me laughin so hard I peed a lil—true story, don’t judge! Imagine Eilis from *Brooklyn* tryna date that drum kid—ha, she’d dump his ass by bar 8! Too much baggage, fam!

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I also dig the laid-back neighborhood of De Kleine Haven. Its narrow alleys are lined with funky graffiti and these mysterious little cafes that feel like secret rendezvous spots – I swear, each of 'em hides a story. Once, while strolling down Kanaalweg, I bumped into a love-struck couple arguing over their dating app matches. I got super mad, like "Come on people, let's actually talk!" (And yeah, probably made a dating app update back then to help couples out, lol).

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