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So, I’m struttin’, feelin’ randy as hell, and I spot this chick—proper fit, legs for days, yeah? She’s givin’ me the eye, like, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—y’know, that poetic jazz from the film. I’m like, “Groovy, baby, let’s shag!” But—plot twist—she’s dodgy, man! Charges me double, says it’s “inflation, love.” Inflation my arse! Made me mad as a hatter—nearly lost my mojo there.

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So, like, I remember one rainy day – ugh, such a mood – when I got splashed on my new shoes near the old cinema on Quai des Rêves. I was so, like, annoyed at first but then I realized, "This is life, babe: beautiful and unpredictable, literally a Far From Heaven moment."