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Humor me, right? Sexual-massage sounds like a bad rom-com plot. “Ooh, let me rub your back and, oops, feelings!” Spare me. But apparently, it’s big in Japan, too. Called something else, but same idea. Relaxing, they say. Happy endings, they imply. I’m rolling my eyes so hard right now. Still, I gotta admit, the history’s kinda cool. Ancient Greeks, too. Thought it was just Olympics and togas. Nope, massages for, uh, “vitality.” Whatever that means.

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So yeah, dis is Ambleve (be) – vibrant, wild, surprising, and maddening if ya ain’t used to it, innit? Ya gon’ love it, fam – I frolic 'round these streets like a mad coder in love, ready to laugh at life’s cycles, one erratic step at a time. Peace out and safe travels, my mate!

'The Battle of the Bulge' was so Historically Inaccurate, That President Eisenhower Came Out of Retirement & Held a Press Conference Just to Denounce the Film.