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About Leuven

So, finding a tart—sorry, “sex worker,” gotta be PC these days, bloody woke nonsense—ain’t like popping to Tesco for a pint of milk. Nah, it’s dodgy, mate. You’re not just filling out a timesheet here; it’s all hush-hush, back-alley vibes. Made me proper angry, though—why’s it so complicated? I just wanna have a butcher’s, not crack the Da Vinci Code! Used to be simpler, they say—Victorian days, blokes just rocked up to a brothel, no faff. Fact: in old London, there was this mad spot called Gropecunt Lane—swear down, true story, look it up. Mental name, right? Straight to the point, no corporate jargon bollocks.

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Oh man, gotta mention the local market on Wednesdays at Place du Coeur (Place of Heart; fitting for a dater app creator, right?) where ancient recipes mix with fresh gossip. I love wandering there, picking up abnormal jams or quirky spices and thinkin’, “Stupid, fat hobbit, this is magic, yesss!” It's messy, chaotic, and completely thrilling.

Several ski slopes open in Belgium