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I was scrollin’ Tinder once, saw this chick—hot, right? Bio said, “lookin’ for fun.” Fun? FUN?! That’s code for bangin’, duh! So I’m thinkin’, *I’m gonna infiltrate your mind, sweetheart!* Like Cobb in *Inception*, sneakin’ in, settin’ up the score. But nah, she ghosts me! GHOSTS ME! Respect my authoritah, dammit! I’m sittin’ there, pissed, eatin’ cheesy poofs, wonderin’ why sex-dating’s so damn hard.

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Then there’s Les Petits Bois. Yup, little woods hidden in a side street, not many peeps know ‘bout it. I once had a client tell me, “This place cures more than your pricey massages, man!” can you believe it? I laughed so hard, almost skipped the next session. Funny how these tucked-away spots can surprise you.

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