Megan Sint Martens Lennik Whore ❤️❤️

About Brussels

I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ of *Finding Nemo*—my fave flick, don’t judge. That bit where Dory goes, “Just keep swimming”? That’s what whores do, yeah? Keep goin’, no matter the shitstorm. Life’s a cesspool, and they’re dodgin’ sharks like Marlin dodgin’ jellyfish. Annoys me how folks judge—makes my blood boil. Like, who are you, pious twat, to point fingers? I’d shove ‘em in a tank with Bruce the shark—“Fish are friends, not food!”—and watch ‘em squirm.

Openingsuren

Parks? Heck yeah. Ever strolled through Park van de Vrede? It’s the chillest place ever. Birds chirping, old benches that’ve seen more epic breakups and, like, romantic meet-cutes than I can count. And you might catch me there, ranting about a buggy feature in my dating app – because guess what, life’s a series of moments, man. Sometimes I get so mad, it's like I'm reciting Dogville lines: “There’s no escape, just endless loops!” or words to that effect.