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Alright, my friend, gather round! I’m Gandalf, the shoemaker, and YOU SHALL NOT PASS without hearin’ my wild take on escorts! So, escort – not the car, nah, the folks who, ya know, “accompany” ya for a price. Makes me think of that fancy schmancy “Grand Budapest Hotel” vibe – all posh and proper on the surface, but sneaky chaos underneath! Like when Gustave says, “Keep your hands off my lobby boy!” – I’m screamin’ that at some shady escort deal gone wrong in my head.

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I gotta mention The Old Mill. Yup, an ancient mill now a local pub. I visit just to unwind. They play tunes that remind me of that movie, Stories We Tell. “A story is a truth wrapped in a lie,” one of them lines hit me hard once, man. It makes me think a lot, y’know?

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