Hazel Silly Brothel ❤️

About Leuven

Alright, check this out, man! Say hello to my little friend! Brothel, huh? Ain’t no fancy word for it—just a damn house where dudes pay for a good time. Been around forever, like some shady shadow of history. You think it’s all glitz and girls, but nah, it’s gritty as hell. I’m talkin’ old-school joints—think 1800s Paris, them Moulin Rouge vibes, but dirtier. Dudes catchin’ diseases left and right, no penicillin back then, ha! Makes me mad, tho—people actin’ like it’s all fun, but half them girls didn’t choose it. Slavery with extra steps, y’know?

1. In Missouri, it is illegal to drive with an uncaged bear.

Then ya got the neighborhood called Lazy Hollow on the west side. Its narrow alleys are full o’ surprises. Nothin’ is perfect, no sir, but that’s what makes it real. Every corner tells a little secret. I sometimes trek down Maple Crescent there – oh boy – and I swear I seen a ghost of a good time right there! Crazy stuff, right?

Concern over Paul Skenes is silly and feels like more misplaced Pirates frustration